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Post by Notori on Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:12 am

We need one of these threads, and I shall start it off with something that happened over the weekend.

-Talking about some kind of advertizing thing-

Demon: They need to make it rememberable!
Me: -Knows its not the right word- >Very Happy -about to make sarcastic comment-

-pause-

Me: ... I wanted to make a sarcastic comment about the right word but then I forgot the right word too.
Demon: -facepalm- ... Umm, memorable! Yes that's the word!
Me: -All sarcastic and mean- Yeah! memorable! Ahahahahaa!
Demon: ... I'm the one who remembered it >_>
Me: Oh... right... T~T

All this to say... no, I can never win. -siiiigh-
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Little-SupernovA on Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:39 am

Christmas morning while opening presents in front of my parents/grandparents/boyfriend, I made a rather unfortunate double-entendre. I received a fancy poultry/pork seasoning rub to use for cooking, which made me quite happy since I've recently taken to cooking. While exclaiming my thanks for the gift, I said enthusiastically:

"I can't wait to use this to rub my meat!"

Then a split second later, I realized what I had said. But it was too late. My grandmother was already practically rolling on the floor laughing, as were my dad, mom, and boyfriend. Even my grandfather, who is a bit of a hardass, was chuckling.

And then they noticed I was blushing, and I don't blush that easily. Cue more laughter.

Yeah, I totally made an ass of myself in front of my family. Go me. But I did find out that I come by my dirty mind honestly at least...

And I am honestly looking forward to using the seasoning for its intended purpose.
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:42 pm

Rain's solution to everything: root beer and porn.

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Spoiler:
[1/6/12 10:33:27 AM] Demon: I'm slowly adjusting back to Japan time. I was waking up around three AM not three days ago. T~T
[1/6/12 10:33:42 AM] Rain: That sucks. oxo
[1/6/12 10:33:45 AM] Rain: -pats- there, there
[1/6/12 10:33:54 AM] Demon: I woke up at five today though!
[1/6/12 10:34:01 AM] Rain: you know what is an awesome way to fall asleep completly? 8D
[1/6/12 10:34:09 AM] Demon: What?
[1/6/12 10:34:16 AM] Rain: watch porn!
[1/6/12 10:34:17 AM] Rain: O_O
[1/6/12 10:34:22 AM] Rain: -hides under the bed- oxo
[1/6/12 10:34:27 AM] Demon: That would disturb me more than anything...
[1/6/12 10:34:40 AM] Rain: -snerks-
[1/6/12 10:34:50 AM] Rain: that's the point 8D
[1/6/12 10:35:00 AM] Demon: I don't get sleepy when disturbed, Rain.
[1/6/12 10:35:09 AM] Rain: wait...even lesbian porn would disturb you? o3o
[1/6/12 10:35:28 AM] Rain: but you would be so tiredly disturbed that you would want to just lay down and close your eyes and eventually fall asleep
[1/6/12 10:36:35 AM] Demon: 1. I feel uncomfortable watching other people have sex period.
2. Even if I did get "hot and bothered" "in a good way," that would be the opposite of getting sleepy.
[1/6/12 10:36:48 AM] Demon: And now you're not making any sense...
[1/6/12 10:37:23 AM] Rain: But that was the whole point of suggesting porn. o uo
[1/6/12 10:37:26 AM] Rain is hyper.
[1/6/12 10:37:33 AM] Rain blames the lack of root beer.
[1/6/12 10:37:42 AM] Rain and being extremely bored.
[1/6/12 10:37:47 AM] Demon: ... Wouldn't root beer make someone hyper? o_O
[1/6/12 10:38:07 AM] Demon: And porn doesn't make me sleepy. Makes me uncomfortable so I don't watch it.
[1/6/12 10:38:31 AM] Demon: And this conversation is about three lines away from going on the quotes thread.
[1/6/12 10:38:39 AM] Rain: nuuuu, root beer wouldnt make me hyper xD
[1/6/12 10:38:58 AM] Rain: pfft, fineeee
[1/6/12 10:39:05 AM] Rain: go ahead, put it in the quote thread = 3=
[1/6/12 10:39:21 AM] Demon: Kay~
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by DezoPenguin on Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:23 pm

Demon, you always have the wackiest conversations. Very Happy
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Shaz on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 pm

Edit: Rain told me the exact same thing the other day LOL. :')

I was trolling my friend on my sisters phone :')

NSFW maybe xD

Spoiler:

Friend: My feet smell fine so I don't know what vagina you've been sniffing.

Me: You should take a a whiff around, lots of vaginas out there and not enough noses.

Friend: LMFAO you want me to g around smelling Vaginas would that be your way of meeting people.

Me: Yes. It's how we greet people from where I'm from. We go HELLO *sniff ze vagina* GOOD DAY SIR

Friend: LMFAO and this is how you score with girls shaz?
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:16 am

Me: Don't be sad, get mad.
Tori: That's my motto.
Me: What is?
Tori: "Don't be sad, get mad."
Me: Be glad!
Tori: Well, I'm glad now.
Me: So you're not sad?
Tori: No.
Me: Do I make you glad?
Tori: You're always the reason I'm glad!
Me: ... That in itself is kind of sad.
Tori: Urgh! =_=
Me: U mad? -trollface-
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Notori on Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:17 am

^ And then my head exploded and I was groaning at the screen while literally pulling my hair.
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Notori on Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:34 am

Me: I'm gonna go to bed now.

Demon: Will you wake up again and talk to me?? Very Happy

Me: ......Dear god I hope so O_O

Demon: DX! I meant "When you get up, will you talk to me?"

Me: Oh!
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Notori on Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:22 pm

[3:16:24 PM] Revalis: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/153/098/37575%20-%20meme%20twilight_series%20twilight_sparkle.jpg?1311476370
[3:17:24 PM] Notori: LOL
[3:17:25 PM] Notori: So true
[3:17:35 PM] Notori: -sits with the bronies-
[3:18:07 PM] Revalis: -Also sits with the bronies- X3
[3:18:22 PM] Revalis: After feeling up a Twihard....
[3:19:03 PM] Notori: ...Twihard??
[3:19:09 PM] Notori: What's a Twihard?
[3:20:17 PM] Revalis: .......Isn't that what they call Twilight fans?
[3:21:22 PM] Notori: tard* Rev.... TwiTARD.
[3:21:30 PM] Revalis: XDDD;
[3:21:32 PM] Revalis: Oh.
[3:21:42 PM] Revalis: -Coughs- 0=3
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Blair Phoenix on Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:12 pm

Demon wrote:Me: Don't be sad, get mad.
Tori: That's my motto.
Me: What is?
Tori: "Don't be sad, get mad."
Me: Be glad!
Tori: Well, I'm glad now.
Me: So you're not sad?
Tori: No.
Me: Do I make you glad?
Tori: You're always the reason I'm glad!
Me: ... That in itself is kind of sad.
Tori: Urgh! =_=
Me: U mad? -trollface-
Ok Demon, as lame as you usually are, you were totally epic here XD

And bah, I never have epic conversations.
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Mon May 07, 2012 3:50 am

Talking to my friend Shauna over skype.

Friend: Aw, Zita was acting up?
Me: Yeah, but I gave that bitch a bone. Bitches love bones. B)
Friend: I... No. Just, no.
Me: What?? It calmed her down. 0:3
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:41 am

Straight from the chatbox. :3

[16:24:24 01/06/12] Demon : AHJDLBSLJA I just realized I turn 21 in a month! -dances-
[16:24:30 01/06/12] Moonstone : ;___; im gonna be rich one day.
[16:24:40 01/06/12] Moonstone : yay! now you can legally drink in the US
[16:24:50 01/06/12] @ Kagu : 22 in two months orz
[16:25:04 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : 24 in six months orz
[16:25:16 01/06/12] Demon : Old people. o-o
[16:25:23 01/06/12] Moonstone : 18 in..*counts* 8 months!
[16:25:36 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : Whim'll be turning 27 in six months bahaha
[16:25:54 01/06/12] Demon : -starts to giftwrap her cane-
[16:26:02 01/06/12] Moonstone : XD
[16:26:06 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : she'll appreciate it
[16:26:28 01/06/12] Demon : I know. >3
[16:26:56 01/06/12] Demon : "Sincerely, Demon. owo"
[16:26:57 01/06/12] Moonstone : Does Whim always get picked on? XD
[16:27:06 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : yes
[16:27:17 01/06/12] Demon : YES.
[16:27:26 01/06/12] @ Kagu : the picking-on gets rotated
[16:27:26 01/06/12] Moonstone : she's truly the chosen one.
[16:27:32 01/06/12] Moonstone : we must worship her with canes.
[16:27:38 01/06/12] @ Kagu : every once in a blue moon
[16:27:45 01/06/12] @ Alaeri :
[16:28:00 01/06/12] Moonstone : pssh, *it'll never reach me*
[16:28:08 01/06/12] Demon : "Crikey, it's your birthday, mate! owo"
[16:28:26 01/06/12] Moonstone : lol, have a pic of steve irwin on it.
[16:28:35 01/06/12] @ Kagu : "Is yer eggnisher runnin'? Y'better go catch it, mate! owo"
[16:28:47 01/06/12] Moonstone : to be as stereotypically australian as possible.
[16:29:09 01/06/12] Demon : "Times'a tickin', mate! owo"
[16:29:37 01/06/12] Demon : Poor Whim. Even when she's not here, she's being picked on. <3
[16:29:41 01/06/12] @ Kagu : "May bugfaces always encompass you. owo"
[16:29:51 01/06/12] Moonstone : lol
[16:29:59 01/06/12] @ Kagu : should include some alliterations and puns, too
[16:30:43 01/06/12] Demon : This is going on the quote's thread, btw.
[16:31:02 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : XD
[16:31:10 01/06/12] @ Kagu : by all means owo
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by EsotericWhim on Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:02 am

Demon wrote:Straight from the chatbox. :3

[16:24:24 01/06/12] Demon : AHJDLBSLJA I just realized I turn 21 in a month! -dances-
[16:24:30 01/06/12] Moonstone : ;___; im gonna be rich one day.
[16:24:40 01/06/12] Moonstone : yay! now you can legally drink in the US
[16:24:50 01/06/12] @ Kagu : 22 in two months orz
[16:25:04 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : 24 in six months orz
[16:25:16 01/06/12] Demon : Old people. o-o
[16:25:23 01/06/12] Moonstone : 18 in..*counts* 8 months!
[16:25:36 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : Whim'll be turning 27 in six months bahaha
[16:25:54 01/06/12] Demon : -starts to giftwrap her cane-
[16:26:02 01/06/12] Moonstone : XD
[16:26:06 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : she'll appreciate it
[16:26:28 01/06/12] Demon : I know. >3
[16:26:56 01/06/12] Demon : "Sincerely, Demon. owo"
[16:26:57 01/06/12] Moonstone : Does Whim always get picked on? XD
[16:27:06 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : yes
[16:27:17 01/06/12] Demon : YES.
[16:27:26 01/06/12] @ Kagu : the picking-on gets rotated
[16:27:26 01/06/12] Moonstone : she's truly the chosen one.
[16:27:32 01/06/12] Moonstone : we must worship her with canes.
[16:27:38 01/06/12] @ Kagu : every once in a blue moon
[16:27:45 01/06/12] @ Alaeri :
[16:28:00 01/06/12] Moonstone : pssh, *it'll never reach me*
[16:28:08 01/06/12] Demon : "Crikey, it's your birthday, mate! owo"
[16:28:26 01/06/12] Moonstone : lol, have a pic of steve irwin on it.
[16:28:35 01/06/12] @ Kagu : "Is yer eggnisher runnin'? Y'better go catch it, mate! owo"
[16:28:47 01/06/12] Moonstone : to be as stereotypically australian as possible.
[16:29:09 01/06/12] Demon : "Times'a tickin', mate! owo"
[16:29:37 01/06/12] Demon : Poor Whim. Even when she's not here, she's being picked on. <3
[16:29:41 01/06/12] @ Kagu : "May bugfaces always encompass you. owo"
[16:29:51 01/06/12] Moonstone : lol
[16:29:59 01/06/12] @ Kagu : should include some alliterations and puns, too
[16:30:43 01/06/12] Demon : This is going on the quote's thread, btw.
[16:31:02 01/06/12] @ Alaeri : XD
[16:31:10 01/06/12] @ Kagu : by all means owo

Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Rosie on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:43 pm

*pats Whim*

here!

*gives you picture of steve irwin* nya :3


WAIT-I'll give you something better than a cane, this is used even later in life-a wheel chair Very Happy
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:43 am

[16:00:10 19/06/12] Demon : Rain, rain everywhere~ o-o/
[16:02:39 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Everywhere~ o-o/
[16:07:24 19/06/12] Demon : Everywhere~ \o-o
[16:08:03 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Everywhere~ /o-o/
[16:14:01 19/06/12] Demon : Everywhere~ \o-o/
[16:15:19 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Everywhere~ \o-o\
[16:36:52 19/06/12] Demon : Everywhere~ <o-o>
[16:37:18 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Everywheeeeere~ ~o-o~
[16:39:08 19/06/12] Demon : And.... everywhere! <o-o/
[16:41:36 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Marvelous everywhere! \o-o>
[16:42:37 19/06/12] Demon : Fabulous max! /o-o\
[16:43:07 19/06/12] @ Kagu : Wahaha! \o-o/
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by RevalisPyross on Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:29 pm

Mom: -Looking at the laptop- He's not very nice looking, is he?
Sis: I'd do him.
Mom: What? You'd do him? D:?
Sis: Yeah. I think he's gorgeous. <3
Mom: What? Look at him, he's ugly!
Me: You do realise you're both looking at different things? Mom's looking at pictures of cats on the laptop and Nicole's looking at the guy on TV.
Them: Ohhhhhhh! -Laughs-
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Re: Dare Epic Convo Thread

Post by Demon on Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:14 pm

Blair when explaining men: "Guys are too guyish."

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